I never want to see a bloody handshake photograph

It doesn't matter how arty-farty and sepia-tinted it may be.

Elsewhere in this catalog of rants, there's an article about signs that your website is still in the last century. I missed one. The bloody handshake photograph.

I have no idea why people suggest this. Do they see it as a sign of friendliness? Solidarity? Cooperation? I don't know. Maybe I should ask the owners of some of the six million old-fashioned, outdated websites out there that feature the dreaded handshake imagery.

You know that you should leave image selection to your design company; unfortunately, not everyone knows this. (See here!)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear - whatever next, an animated gif???